This reminds me of one of my all-time favorite movies— The Desk Set. Classic Hepburn and Tracy.

My first thought was “But the enemy’s gate is down.” :)

After watching that Screen Rant video, to my ears it sounded more like “YEEEAAHH!” or “HHEEEYYY!” but if Mark Hamill says it was “there she is!” I’ll buy it.

Maybe if we’re lucky, next year will see Kara in front of the Shade Court backdrop, captioned

No shit?!? I once had a long distance relationship after I got someone else’s telegram while on a I was changing trains. The telegraph operator keyed it in wrong in Virgina as I was heading out to the Spanish controlled California territories and just as I got over the Mississippi there was a message for Miss.…

I just created an amazing blt. Now it's creating some gas.

Wow, this question is fucking ludicrous. I’ve been to law school and practiced for several years and I know for a fact no lawyer would bother saving anyone else in a fire. Might as well be testing on legal customs of middle earth.

Rick Moranis isn’t in it, but after his wife passed away, he retired from acting (at the height of his career no less) to become a stay-at-home dad so his kids could always come home to a parent after school. Which is so awesome that I can’t be mad at him for not doing any more movies with his comedic talent.

I somehow obtained the key to the dispenser in my high school and would just hand them out. The thick as hell pads left a lot to be desired though.

Please. If anyone was robbed, it was Katya.

Several halloweens ago, I was at a house party with a few friends and lots of people I didn’t know. I walked into the bathroom and walked right in on a nun giving a BJ to Jesus while he was drinking a glass of wine and smoking a cig.

Mentioning the 9/11 gift shop always makes me think of this.

Once again, dogs are better than humans.

I’m just going to assume that they were high. Like, really high.

One of Charles’s other mistresses (Louise Frenchlastname, I think?) was super hoity-toity and full of herself and got Charles to give her some fancy ass carriage, so Nell got some shitty old cart and would ride past her house and yell, “Whores to court! Whores to court!” She was the best.

*comes to Kitchenette*

All the men I’ve dated/been friends with are super emotional and fall in love quickly. In my experience, looking at all my girl friends, men want commitment faster than women. All my married friends had boyfriends who wanted marriage and babies in the first months and had to spend a lot of time convincing their female…

Oh my god I’m so glad there’s a space for me to express how stupid this article is. It’s literally the exact same article papers have been writing about rich white kids in Manhattan since the 1920s, updated each year to include the new technology and trend.

you put your right foot in you put your right foot out you put your right foot in...SLUT!!!