I usually just say something like, "I know. Koalas, am I right?" And then when they look at me like I'm insane I continue with, "Oh, I thought I was allowed to insert my own noun - like Mad Libs. Were you talking about something else?"

I'm also enclosing photos of the actors and actresses whom I'd like to star with, as well as scene ideas and lighting design suggestions.

The use of "females" instead of "women" drives me up the motherfucking wall.

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the tale of Saint Basil Fuckoff, the patron saint of waiters and bartenders.

I worked for a nation wide tea chain who had me doing the work of a regional manager for the pay of an assistant shop manager. 80 hour minimum work weeks, driving hundreds of miles a week between shops with no reimbursement for gas, no personal time, a great relationship ended, ulcers gained. A large portion of my job…

That's what I said! The jerk girl went on a classist rage telling me that I was not raised in a household who would be familiar with her brand of ettiquette (ie, I was poor) and that if I had been taught French I would know that RSVP meant to respond only if you could come.

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Tooter, child pornography is illegal because there's a *child* involved. A *child* that legally cannot give consent to sex. A *child* that would have to have sex acts for the film to be considered child pornography.

Are you with us now?

It has nothing to do with obscenity. Are you dense?

I'm at that point in my life where lots of my friends are getting pregnant and having babies. Every time someone tells me they're pregnant, I'm unsure if I should say "Congratulations!" or "On purpose?" And this is how I know that I am not yet ready to procreate.

"All going according to plan.... "

Now, if we can only convince a group of violent Jihadis to go by the name of Lady Edith.

It's rabbits how bad can it be?

I would once again like to point out that every bad thing that happens in this show is ultimately Murtagh's fault for not just killing Black Jack in the first goddamn episode.

I was gonna say- this will make one hell of an application essay.

I want to be a unicorn, too!
I was almost 19, in college, and I think I was one of the last to go among my peers.... then got married right out of college, fast forward 6 +/- years, and divorced. I had a hell of a good time as a divorcee. There might be a regret or two in there, but for about 6 years of my late…

I work with people with developmental disabilities and consequently have a lot of poop stories. Here's one of my better and less disgusting ones:

Such a cool story, though its a shame that a couple who has been together for 72 years, had visited all 50 states, 10 Canadian Provinces, and lived through some of the wildest times in American history were barely able to cross "Get married to the woman I love" off their bucket list.

I do have an abiding fascination with Scottish history and the Scots in general, but I can't stand Kilt Romance. Then again, I don't read historical romance (set in any country) mainly because I'm very well versed in history and I can't turn off that knowledge - the past is dirty. Very, very, very dirty. With bad…

She falls on top of Jamie in the straw and he's all tousled and handsome and she doesn't immediately mount him.

Here's another I just read on the linked Reddit thread:

"I remember being a kid and we went to Disney for the first time with my parents and when we were walking in, looking at the Castle (Magic Kingdom?) straight on, I looked up at my Mom and she was bawling her eyes out like a little girl. (I was maybe 9)

Him eyeing Claire while his lips are busy elsewhere! He knew what he was doing and he did it anyway. Was he that worked up in the hospital that he had to make out with the chickadee? Was he trying to let the chickadee have a little harmless fun (which wasn't harmless because, if he got caught, he didn't have status to…