1) I don't even think Cutthroat Kitchen would force chefs to do something this diabolical.
Petition to advance cloning technology to the point that every woman someday can have a Joseph Gordon Levitt.
My girlfriend is made me watch the first episode because she loves the books, and the last 20 minutes of it were actually pretty good, although now I've ruined it for her by asking "why the fuck didn't Murtog just kill that asshole?" The first 40 minutes were basically Edmure Tully's Scottish Holiday, but thankfully…
The plural of feminazi is feminazis. No apostrophe. Oh, and no capital f. It's not a proper noun.
If I wanted to see a cute albeit clueless Kit, I'd watch Game of Thrones
Yo dawg, I heard you liked period pieces, so I put a period piece inside your period piece.
I work in restaurant administration (the benefits/payroll side of things) and actually, ACA is making tax-free tips near to impossible for employers to let slide, due to affordability requirements.
Most servers I know declare their tips - you need to make actual money on paper to rent an apartment, buy a house, get a…
I got the same lecture from my friends on spring break in LA one year because I went home with a bartender from the Hard Rock Cafe. My 19-year-old self better be glad my 40-year-old self wasn't in that bar because she would've received a tongue lashing — but not like the one she got later that night! Hey-O!
I just didn't want it to end.
No, sex is only a good thing when there are no negative feelings attached to it. If that's what it takes for your friend to feel safe and not wind up with regrets, then that's what they should do.
Bangarang!
I refuse to believe that a fashionista like Cruella De Ville would allow any son of hers to go out of the house looking like "the bad boy" from a mid-90s manufactured pop group.
I was also excited.
— and screw them anyway, since almost every terrible tipper is going to tip horribly no matter how good or bad the service was.
that counts as a poodle
COME AT ME, BRO!
I've noticed there haven't been any Deadspin posts since this was published.
I was lucky enough to date a Brazilian Cristiano Ronaldo doppelganger (down to the abs and butt). And yes - I did make him buy and wear a Ronaldo Man U jersey for sex. He didn't speak English and I didn't speak Portuguese but it is amazing what barriers lust and pidgin Spanish can overcome.
Grad school, winter break I go to visit a friend from college. We end up crashing at her boyfriend's place one evening. Her boyfriend's roommate was a Marine, had just gotten back to the states after being deployed for over a year.... Yada, yada, yada, the sex was good but having a man eat out your pussy after he's…