There's a special place in hell for women who capitalize off the oppression of other women.

Ms. York, please contact us. We would love to have you run for office.

When I got married, I was in the situation as you describe as we'd already been living together and had a reasonably furnished home. We made no mention of gifts on the wedding invitation (as this is indeed considered Tacky As Hell), and I politely turned down bridal shower offers. Result: most people gifted ca$h and…

Personally, I love the idea of just giving people money for honey moons. That is what a friend of mine did. She is working on a PhD, and has had to move her husband around a lot based on that and family things. So he hasn't been able to find an amazing stable job. Basically - they don't have much money. They also…

Justin Beiber Concert.

I always loved rationalizing with the really irrational ones.

So that's what a Pinterest divorce looks like.

I mean, there's no way to get it that cold, then. I drew the line at putting ice in and then straining the damn thing into another glass.

I haven't mentioned gluten free people, though. Honestly, here's how you know a customer is celiac vs. they're just an irritating asshole: they tell you that they are celiac. Every single restaurant I've ever worked in, and every server I've ever worked with, has taken "hey, I'm celiac, I need to make sure this…

MANSTRUATION IS THE WORST

Yesssss. I've blogged about all the reasons we should spend more money on dance/arts education, IMO the value of training as an Olympic athlete growing up has similar benefits as far as expanding kids' education and development physically, mentally and emotionally... beyond Common Core.

Excellent point. Vic Wild, a former American, just won 2 gold medals for Russia in Snowboarding. He said he competed for Russia because Russia funded him, and in the US he didn't have those resources.

It blows my mind that Wagner keeps complaining about people who fall down scoring higher than her. It's like she completely forgot how she got invited to these Olympics in the first place. Maybe Mirai Nagasu will send her a card with a picture of the world's tiniest violin on it.

I found a hidden dick in Garden State...

Seriously. Have they learned nothing from the Monica Lewisnky story? Presidents are busy, yo. They need to cheat with people who are already in the White House to save time.

I want Daisy and Anna to commit a series of fiendishly clever and totally untraceable murders, which nobody will ever suspect them of being behind, because, duh, it's Daisy, and sweet, kind, intrinsically good Anna. They could start with Mr. Bates, because everybody wants to kill Bates (let's be honest) and everyone…

Oh god yes!

Hullo, huge omission:

Well, it's good that you've found a way to feel superior to both.