There's a special place in hell for women who capitalize off the oppression of other women.

Ms. York, please contact us. We would love to have you run for office.

When I got married, I was in the situation as you describe as we'd already been living together and had a reasonably furnished home. We made no mention of gifts on the wedding invitation (as this is indeed considered Tacky As Hell), and I politely turned down bridal shower offers. Result: most people gifted ca$h and…

Personally, I love the idea of just giving people money for honey moons. That is what a friend of mine did. She is working on a PhD, and has had to move her husband around a lot based on that and family things. So he hasn't been able to find an amazing stable job. Basically - they don't have much money. They also…

Justin Beiber Concert.

I always loved rationalizing with the really irrational ones.

So that's what a Pinterest divorce looks like.

I mean, there's no way to get it that cold, then. I drew the line at putting ice in and then straining the damn thing into another glass.

I haven't mentioned gluten free people, though. Honestly, here's how you know a customer is celiac vs. they're just an irritating asshole: they tell you that they are celiac. Every single restaurant I've ever worked in, and every server I've ever worked with, has taken "hey, I'm celiac, I need to make sure this…

It's very simple. Anyone who votes for WOT over The Princess Bride is a bad person. They most likely touch babies inapropriately and kick puppies.

His mother never made it a secret that she wanted a daughter. She women were more magical, something about the moon and their blood. Tevan never understood that; there was plenty of blood running through his veins. Once she told him that he wasn't her child at all but a cat she had transformed into a boy so she'd have…

I have to admit, this is a tough one for me to come up with, considering the first example I had pop in my head was a real-life happy ending:

MANSTRUATION IS THE WORST

What? Genderswapping is the glue that holds tumblr together. Be it male to female or female to male. Odd statement.

Hodor (Game of Hodors)

You spelled Nickleback wrong.

No, this map is the most ignored artist. Here's the map of the most hated artist in each state:

I do, but it's just a little death.

It blows my mind that Wagner keeps complaining about people who fall down scoring higher than her. It's like she completely forgot how she got invited to these Olympics in the first place. Maybe Mirai Nagasu will send her a card with a picture of the world's tiniest violin on it.

It might be a thousand years old but it looks like HR Giger's codpiece