I'm at that point in my life where lots of my friends are getting pregnant and having babies. Every time someone tells me they're pregnant, I'm unsure if I should say "Congratulations!" or "On purpose?" And this is how I know that I am not yet ready to procreate.

"All going according to plan.... "

Now, if we can only convince a group of violent Jihadis to go by the name of Lady Edith.

I would once again like to point out that every bad thing that happens in this show is ultimately Murtagh's fault for not just killing Black Jack in the first goddamn episode.

I was gonna say- this will make one hell of an application essay.

I want to be a unicorn, too!
I was almost 19, in college, and I think I was one of the last to go among my peers.... then got married right out of college, fast forward 6 +/- years, and divorced. I had a hell of a good time as a divorcee. There might be a regret or two in there, but for about 6 years of my late…

I work with people with developmental disabilities and consequently have a lot of poop stories. Here's one of my better and less disgusting ones:

Such a cool story, though its a shame that a couple who has been together for 72 years, had visited all 50 states, 10 Canadian Provinces, and lived through some of the wildest times in American history were barely able to cross "Get married to the woman I love" off their bucket list.

I do have an abiding fascination with Scottish history and the Scots in general, but I can't stand Kilt Romance. Then again, I don't read historical romance (set in any country) mainly because I'm very well versed in history and I can't turn off that knowledge - the past is dirty. Very, very, very dirty. With bad…

She falls on top of Jamie in the straw and he's all tousled and handsome and she doesn't immediately mount him.

For nearly 25 years, my dad was the most widely-read syndicated medical columnist in America. He received over 2,000 letters every week from men, women, and teenagers from across the country and around the world asking for advice.

My favorite is "It's not natural." Aside from the dozens of species that regularly engage in homosexual behavior, I like to point out that neither are polyester, computers or most of the shit in processed food.

These people disowning children based on their sexuality on the idea God does not like it are just damning themselves to hell.

Here's another I just read on the linked Reddit thread:

"I remember being a kid and we went to Disney for the first time with my parents and when we were walking in, looking at the Castle (Magic Kingdom?) straight on, I looked up at my Mom and she was bawling her eyes out like a little girl. (I was maybe 9)

Him eyeing Claire while his lips are busy elsewhere! He knew what he was doing and he did it anyway. Was he that worked up in the hospital that he had to make out with the chickadee? Was he trying to let the chickadee have a little harmless fun (which wasn't harmless because, if he got caught, he didn't have status to…

I just Google Image searched "classy lady bear." Why can't those skanky Noble High students dress more like this?

1) I don't even think Cutthroat Kitchen would force chefs to do something this diabolical.

Petition to advance cloning technology to the point that every woman someday can have a Joseph Gordon Levitt.

My girlfriend is made me watch the first episode because she loves the books, and the last 20 minutes of it were actually pretty good, although now I've ruined it for her by asking "why the fuck didn't Murtog just kill that asshole?" The first 40 minutes were basically Edmure Tully's Scottish Holiday, but thankfully…

The plural of feminazi is feminazis. No apostrophe. Oh, and no capital f. It's not a proper noun.