If I wanted to see a cute albeit clueless Kit, I'd watch Game of Thrones

I work in restaurant administration (the benefits/payroll side of things) and actually, ACA is making tax-free tips near to impossible for employers to let slide, due to affordability requirements.
Most servers I know declare their tips - you need to make actual money on paper to rent an apartment, buy a house, get a…

I got the same lecture from my friends on spring break in LA one year because I went home with a bartender from the Hard Rock Cafe. My 19-year-old self better be glad my 40-year-old self wasn't in that bar because she would've received a tongue lashing — but not like the one she got later that night! Hey-O!

No, sex is only a good thing when there are no negative feelings attached to it. If that's what it takes for your friend to feel safe and not wind up with regrets, then that's what they should do.

— and screw them anyway, since almost every terrible tipper is going to tip horribly no matter how good or bad the service was.

that counts as a poodle

COME AT ME, BRO!

I've noticed there haven't been any Deadspin posts since this was published.

I was lucky enough to date a Brazilian Cristiano Ronaldo doppelganger (down to the abs and butt). And yes - I did make him buy and wear a Ronaldo Man U jersey for sex. He didn't speak English and I didn't speak Portuguese but it is amazing what barriers lust and pidgin Spanish can overcome.

Grad school, winter break I go to visit a friend from college. We end up crashing at her boyfriend's place one evening. Her boyfriend's roommate was a Marine, had just gotten back to the states after being deployed for over a year.... Yada, yada, yada, the sex was good but having a man eat out your pussy after he's…

There's a special place in hell for women who capitalize off the oppression of other women.

Ms. York, please contact us. We would love to have you run for office.

When I got married, I was in the situation as you describe as we'd already been living together and had a reasonably furnished home. We made no mention of gifts on the wedding invitation (as this is indeed considered Tacky As Hell), and I politely turned down bridal shower offers. Result: most people gifted ca$h and…

Personally, I love the idea of just giving people money for honey moons. That is what a friend of mine did. She is working on a PhD, and has had to move her husband around a lot based on that and family things. So he hasn't been able to find an amazing stable job. Basically - they don't have much money. They also…

Justin Beiber Concert.

I always loved rationalizing with the really irrational ones.

So that's what a Pinterest divorce looks like.

I mean, there's no way to get it that cold, then. I drew the line at putting ice in and then straining the damn thing into another glass.

I haven't mentioned gluten free people, though. Honestly, here's how you know a customer is celiac vs. they're just an irritating asshole: they tell you that they are celiac. Every single restaurant I've ever worked in, and every server I've ever worked with, has taken "hey, I'm celiac, I need to make sure this…

MANSTRUATION IS THE WORST