blackarmsakimbo
BlackArmsAkimbo
blackarmsakimbo

All I can thin of is all that REAL glass surrounding you in an accident back there.

$9,000 to ride around in something that’s only missing the chandeliers like The Duke of New York had? Are you insane?

Unless they cannot end up securing enough batteries and have what happened to Audi visit them.

That’s probably because anyone flying around right now during a pandemic is making enough money to justify doing so, in which case their job is paying that full-price/inflated ticket cost or the person has a still functioning business that allows them to write the cost off.

Those floors though...

It’s okay.

Wristbands, huh? Like fitbits with proximity alarms?

If they could convert this into an all-electric vehicle, I’d be all over this thing.

Extremely small nitpick: With under 6k miles, why does the driver’s floor mat look like it has 25k miles of foot traffic?

Pretty sure he walked away from his computer with that same exact look on his face after realizing everyone heard him drop the N-bomb.

This all day and twice on Sunday.

Sorry but until there is an actual vaccine for this plague (which is exactly what it is), I’m not eating out or ordering in at any restaurants and I’m damn sure not getting inside any metal tubes for hours on end with complete and total strangers.

How’s he driving around in a Tesla of all cars, with no working credit cards? Is this guy the proverbial “hand to mouther” the news networks always talk about?

Probably. But only if someone’s mind wanders there anyways. Kind of like when someone says a dirty joke, that isn’t really ‘dirty’ unless the person was thinking it was.

It’s okay. Hold their beer...

Are we guessing (or do we even have to?) what the other ‘half’ is?

I’ve got Nationwide home/auto for almost 20 years and just added a teen driver in January. And all they are going to give me is a one-time $50 check when most of their major competitors are offering percentage based discounts from 15%-25%?

So if you are bundled, you get $100? (Home and auto) or is that $50 per car?

1st Gear: Ramping up in China. But that pretty much means they are only selling those cars (or planning to) to Chinese consumers. That means U.S. Tesla customers won’t be filling orders on the whole for quite some time still, right?

So maybe you compromise. Keep the two best employees. Go 4 months. That might work, if the business came back in July...”