Other misleading phrases Tesla uses that the Teslarati fanbase doesn’t care about:

Thought their team was called the “New Zealand Sand Flies”.

He did that wearing a cooking oven mitt Von Miller/Old Spice style.

The video is literally 3:35 long.

Toronto John Candy. Hmm.

If the 1st baseman was on the bag, they may have still gotten that out.

So not naked, just afraid?

I think the JAMA should check and see if there is a correlation between goatees, balding and microphones as an early indicator...

Maybe because unlike Spike, Drake doesn’t dare show his face in opposing arenas wearing Raptor gear.

I’m not sure why, but he annoys me far more than Spike Lee ever did with the Knicks.

31? Geez.

That staffer must have taken falling lessons from Kyle Lowery.

His mind was like “Let’s GO! Let’s stop this thing!” but his body was like “Wait, wait...wait!!!! Hey man, I’m 60 years old!”

After all of this, she will simply walk away under the realization that after all she’s done with the dragon, she cannot ever rule and have the people love and respect her as she’s always wanted. She will get on the dragon and fly away... somewhere with the remains of her army back to lands where she’s much more…

True internet fact:

Wonder how the stock will react today to this news.

I could easily see Tesla being bought out in the future, not collapsing like is generally thought.

It had me fooled too, until I saw the irregular Grand Canyon sized-gap seams.

There’s always the State Farm commercials you still have to look forward to, now in a new light though.

I think “Rockers” was more accurate. Did you see the way they put their hands all over the Warriors all series?