I’m gonna miss the Rockets.

It’s not real leather in a Tesla.

“... notice the “paintball” effects when shooting, and that opponents don’t die, they just wave gently at you before fading out.”

I would never buy a house with a HOA. The way they jack those fees up every year are worse than taxes sometimes.

They don’t have a bench whatsoever. The team’s mindset seems to be that of a Sunday YMCA team. You got guys like Innis/Monroe getting T’s last game and they can’t stop anyone or put enough points back into the bucket to make up for their mouths.

“The inventor and other residents of his home...”

This is another reason why I’m glad I bought an 2019 electric car; little to no dealership contact needed. Here is the actual maintenance schedule:

Don’t know hockey, but this guy looks like the white Clyde Frazier.

Is there a point guard in the NBA that spends more time lying on the floor than Kyle Lowry?

Well, it’s kind of your own fault.

Also planning to attend the White House is Nick Bosa.

I sometimes think when certain information is given to humans, the opposite of the desired effect is the more likely result.

“He has a fascination with electronics,” Mr. Glassburn said, adding that the resident has special needs and would not be identified to protect his privacy.

If you’re the type of person that sometimes takes the bicycle or motorcyce to work because you live in a crowded city with no/expensive parking, and/or a country town where there is no public transit, expensive taxis, irritating Ubers/Lyfts and don’t want to spend the next 4 years on maintenance, brakes, gas stations…

Nothing compared to the self-shitting those two teams do on their own though.

And THIS is why Thanos snapped his fingers in the first place.

I’ve watched Kyle Lowery play during these Playoffs.

Figure in what you pay for regular ICE car mufflers, oil changes, brakes, other fluids and broken moving parts that electric cars don’t over their lifetime PLUS the gas savings and you’ll soon realize how backwards you have everything.

This car still eligible for the full $7,500 US tax credit or no?  I know Teslas aren’t anymore.

These guys missed their calling.