Shame on the doctor for RXing something so dangerous for a few blemishes. I'm very sorry this happened to you! Accutane was pretty far from innocuous, as it is a gigantic teratogen (fetus mutilation sounds better that way) and was known to cause horrible side effects in the humans who ingested it on purpose.

To add to the chorus, the two may exacerbate each other, as well.

Well, if Catherine hadn't lied about being a virgin to marry Henry, none of this bullshit would have happened. I wonder how many rosaries that cost her every time she went to confession.

Be advised: Poop cannons

OMG BEYONCE HAS PORES?!

How's the view from that high horse?

I ran in Chuck Taylor's once as a youngster (17). Worst shin splints ever. Do not do.

You really shouldn't run in Chuck Taylors.

*"FYI, I'm a douche"

Well, the Dutch are caricatured as being cheap ("copper wire was invented by two Dutchmen fighting over a Guilder" sort of thing), so congratulations on keeping the stereotype alive, I suppose.

Hi All, I'm the Drag Queen server and if you have any questions just ask. But I would like to reply to the gentleman who said I was extorting money from them. We get paid an hourly wage that's waaay below minimum something like $3 an hour. Tips are how I make my money period. I asked for $10, this after they had 6…

Never, ever, EVER come to America.

In America, waiters have to pay taxes on 10% of their sales. So for instance, if your bill was $100, the waiter has to pay taxes on $10 of income, because the government assumes that they made AT LEAST a 10% tip. So by giving them less than 10%, the poor waiter is paying income tax on money they never received. Yes,…

Isn't it the cilantro that makes it taste soapy, not jalapeños?

Please stay in the Netherlands, then. Preferably in your house and nowhere near a restaurant.

I personally took his guac order at the Whole Foods I work at in Columbus, Ohio a couple weeks ago. Someone from either his team or the venue hosting him came in and did some shopping and was all like "I need a special batch of guacamole made. It needs to be ready by 4:30." (it was 2:30 at this point...) I'm like,…

Red onions or GTFO.

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

Has anyone tried out the recipe yet?