I’m going to go ahead and guess this was the reason they feared for their lives: “he revealed a pistol and fired one shot at them”

Please, report back with full review of Duetto. We are intrigued.

Did you skip the actual article? She will be in individual and family counseling as well, but don’t let silly facts stop you from demonizing a woman you don’t know.

.38 is the best thing to happen to pens since the replaceable cartridge.

.38 is the best thing to happen to pens since the replaceable cartridge.

My fave, the 0.38, is on Amazon in 12 packs!

My fave, the 0.38, is on Amazon in 12 packs!

Morgellons is really big within the self-diagnosed Lyme disease and CFS communities as well. People who unwittingly make life harder for actual patients by spending all day on Mercola and sending lawsuit threats to the FDA. Because the government knows it will give them too much power if the secret is out!!!!!

Listen, this isn't personal. But we hear about the fucking Kardashian morons every 2 posts. Please for the love of dog, STOP IT. I love Jez for the other articles, but seriously. If you ignore them, they will wither away and die. They take up more news space than anything else. Who the fuck cares?

To be fair, it is still possible to get simple, mostly-coffee, no-sugar drinks at Starbucks, if you can find them on the menu. Their actual coffee is still shit, though.

Wait. Simpsons Scrabble? My two great loves combined?! Was this really a real thing?!

HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW GIRL GET PREGNANT?

Straw man indeed! I have never seen an article about flower delivery people being underpaid. I've never heard that from one (and I actually knew one!), nothing. That's like saying, WHAT NOW I'M SUPPOSED TO TIP MY GYNECOLOGIST??? WHEN WILL TIPPING CULTURE END?!! Um, no, no one said that.

How many times can it be said that if you can afford to eat out, you can fucking afford to tip? Not enough times, apparently. Jeebus. I love to tip. I loooooove it. I feel frickin' righteous about it. Sometimes, I tip my barista FIFTY percent, btw, even though she or he has spent a mere 60 seconds on my dirty chai tea…

WHAT ARE PURPLE.

When I fled my abuser with my small child, he took all our savings. He squatted in my home for weeks, then finally took off to another state, leaving piles of bills. I filed in court to protect our child (I needed custody settled so that he couldn't take him and run). He didn't show up for the hearings. This cost me…

Jeffrey's gonna love this.

I heard if a woman has had three children, and you put your ear to her vagina, you can hear the ocean.

"...which had already birthed three children."...

I mean, I don't know how it is for other women, but smaller dicks are way more likely to get anal with me. I won't do it with a guy if he's bigger than like six inches, especially if he's girthy, it's basically impossible for him not to hurt me. Maybe some women like that, but I sure as hell don't. I feel like that's…