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Black Avenger of the Spanish Main
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Here's what's getting to me - this is the first time I've heard him mention his son since he took office, and it's totally as a prop, just like those fucking folders full of nothing:

Why? You'd have to ask someone who believes in those sort of fairy tales for an accurate explanation of their behavior. I'm an adult, and I don't have imaginary friends any more.

Have you really never seen anyone defend their Christianity against monsters who kill in the name of Christ by saying "well, obviously they weren't a real Christian, because a real Christian would never do that"?

Literally my first thought, when I read "band around his neck"…

I heard someone lamenting today that Cornell never got to take a turn as Judas in JCS, and it made perfect sense, though the suicide implications just hit me right now, as I'm typing this.

That was totally the video I found and shared too.

I'm living in the past this month. Just finished Incredible Era:The Life and Times of Warren Gamaliel Harding, and picked up a copy of Roughing It, which somehow I've never read before.

That's OK… I misread it as WPGA. Now there's a WTF moment.

"real avocado spread"

Yeeeeees. But isn't that exactly how we can identify the hypocrisy and ginned up outrage? Isn't this is really just more evidence that the Republicans have become The Party of the Troll?

Fuuuuuuuuck Jimmy Johns and their avocado in a bag.

Terrifying Job, Internet…

I don't come to AV Club for recipes, and I'm a vegetarian. Nevertheless, this is one of the best pieces of food writing I've run into in recent memory. More of this, please!

where are you going to pin it?

The Asylum mockbuster Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies is actually surprisingly great as well…

" The album begins with the cozily nostalgic sound of a cable modem slowly booting up"

After the flesh (freeze)!

I am literally tearing up a little.

He DOES sound like Black Francis, don't he… I'm listening to the link above and just as I read your comment, he totally yowled.