I attended a Queer Circus recently, and it was most excellent. I've never actually been to a gay parade, though.

*especially. Especially your mom.

Aha. Thanks for the fact check!

Didn't Herman Cain own Godfathers?

I tried a Dominos pizza last year for the first time in a decade. It was absolutely atrocious, and was in no way a satisfying dining experience. I was pretty clear about how terrible it was, to the point where the franchise owner tried to offer me… a credit for future pizza. I declined, incredulously.

Hey, nothing clears out a party that's gone on too long like a side of MMM on the stero.

Definitely drag, not a trans woman.

I keep hearing the term paid protesters, but the preferred nomenclature is actually Alt-Rioter.

I still say Nixon.

I mean, really it all goes back to Nixon.

I'm pretty sure you mean 42% unemployment, right?

I am standing next to one in Portland right now.

It's a neat collection, but the search tools are garbage!

Life of Pie. 11-6 "happy hour" is a 5$ wood fired magherita pie special to die for.

If you're talking about Via Chicago, that shit is almost inedible!

We are down with racial slurs in our usernames here now?

What about The Newlydeads? What was it like opening for Danzig?

Goddamn that's a good album, though. I would also prefer not to listen to the new Nick Cave out of order.

I don't mind the occasional ad, but goddamn if they're not repetitive as hell, and not even vaguely targeted to me…

I only know about this from the ads on my Spotify, because I foolishly cancelled my premium subscription recently, but the programming decision to follow Celebrity Apprentice with The Wall is just a little too on the nose, isn't it?