Imagine if Matt Harvey had stolen a laptop in college and taken money to move from a jr college to go to the SEC. Imagine if he played in the NFL and had shot himself in the leg whilst out at da club. Imagine if recently he had been driving 30 miles over the speed limit, with suspended license and no registration.…

The Orioles didn’t start this shit,

So everyone in hockey basically. ESPN can stop pretending to cover it.

“Please hand in your mustache and your Jerry Jones Stenography Kit.”

As always, it’s more important to be diverse than to hire the best person for a position. Always remember that kids!

Ted Nolan was a terrible coach. Hasek is the 2nd greatest goalie of the past fifty years (behind Roy). If Hasek wanted Nolan gone, the team was 100% right to fire him.

Jerome from Manhattan: The Yankees need to GET RID OF JETER. He’s an ENEMY OF AMERICA

There is nothing sinister about him picking “the white guy”over Adam Jones. The comparison was between Bautista and Trumbo because those were two of the options the orioles were pondering during free agency this off season. There’s no question that Adam Jones is the team leader.

Uhh he didn’t call the movie. She did. He was showing her the card out of confusion. He literally reached into the envelope TWO MORE TIMES to see if there was another card in there.

I gave up after 3, because, like, they , like, talk, as if, they are, like, 14 year old, like girls, like . . . It drove me nuts !!
And they were never prepared - it always felt half-assed.

I am right now listening to In the Dark, a podcast all about Jacob Wetterling’s murder. It is very interesting. The police effed the investigation up.

Remember when he called the pretty girl pretty and everyone shit their pants?

Sounds just like Buddy.

Earlier this morning, Ku Klux Klan-endorsed President-elect Donald Trump met with President Obama in the oval office to discuss the self-proclaimed sexual assault-enthusiast’s coming ascension.

I love how salty you liberals get when things don’t turn out the way you wanted. Fuck everything and burn it to the ground! Argh, I’m so angry. Half the country has suddenly turned into a petulant 3 year old throwing a tantrum because mommy turned off Bubble Guppies.

Geez. Even the refs don’t watch WNBA games.

It’s one of the uniformed white dudes he’s complaining about. He’s just wearing blackface.

I love Booker T, I cherish him and carry him close to my heart. I think of him often, and smile.

The Cubs are just setting themselves up for even greater heartbreak in either the NLCS or WS. I can’t wait!