agreed... but that’s why he was sentenced to death.

Counterpoint: It wasn’t confounding at all

Much. Thank you.

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

So true. As a Leafs fan, I only vaguely know what the playoffs are.

1. Bautista. Remember how stoked everyone was when he got punched?

It’s a former Gawker site. You’re supposed to be outraged 24/7. It never stops.

It’s not a comedy show host’s job to push a fucking agenda. Not everything is the goddamn Daily Show.

...and it officially becomes this year’s Ice Bucket Challenge.

Well, the announcers don’t mention it after every fucking play anymore.

Maybe if he showed that aggression at the plate instead of trying to draw walks with runners in scoring position he wouldn’t be the overpaid bum that he is.

Has anyone else noticed how most Ringer articles seem to end abruptly without seeming to finish what the author is saying? I get that maybe by design they might want to be shorter in form than Grantland was, but the editing seems to end the pieces mid-conversation.

What if he is a suicide bomber with explosives strapped to his body? The cops had 10 seconds before the man reached the president vehicle.

Different strokes for different folks. Kids are a time suck and expensive and yadda yadda. But I definitely want to experience being a parent.

Usually you only see a predator overreact like that if Chris Hansen is in the room.

I disagree on the bonding aspect. Bachelor parties are often the one time in the groom’s life where entire non-overlapping friend groups are in the same place at the same time. For example, mine had friends from college, from high school, and from post-college, all of which took place in different parts of the…

1000 times this. I wanted to get drunk and relax with my buddies on my bachelor party. Sure I missed my fiance but I didn’t miss the disapproving glances when I was throwing up in a bowling alley bathroom, instead I was met with another shot in the bar and hours more fun. Same goes for all the husbands and boyfriends…

In my experience, every attempt by the bachelorette to impose a “Jack & Jill” party on the guy has been done specifically because the girl assumes all the worst bachelor party nightmare scenarios (Hookers/Blow/SquirtingStrippers/etc) can and will occur.

But the Anaheim-Nashville game (which was in Nashville sure) started earlier, so none of the Ducks fans could make it home to watch puck drop.

Pretty sure “Dancing” usually almost always implies fucking.