because those people are always assholes

Did they, though? Looks like a C-HR from the front and a knockoff Zagato Aston from the rear.

Wrangler owners out here like:

All these people saying the Fiata looks better.

at least compare the same years

Is Dude Where’s my Car? a good movie? Absolutely not.
Is it offensive and inconsiderate at times? Yeah.
Is it very much a relic of its time? Regrettably so.

I would buy a new 9-5 Aero XWD Sportcombi today if it was available.

Porsche 996: “Check out these headlights, dude.”

No it doesn’t. Looks like you slapped rims on your mom’s hand-me-down. It’s like you put patches on your big sister’s jeans and NOW they’re cool.

The TC was the “Not a Celica” Celica. Not a Solara.

I want whatever drugs you’re on.

but the Saab 9-7x key location stands out as the most cynical, half-assed, pandering single act of engineering the General has done.

Nope. This is how Baby Boomers write stuff. Self-important, overly wordy and pseudo-intellectual. I can literally HEAR the all-white New Balances and leather smartphone belt holster.

Have you considered maybe not owning Fords?

I personally hate GM’s use of reverse lights when the car is unlocked.

Swangas...

I’ll second that. I just bought a CX-5 and I hate the blind spot monitoring system. For one it’s too sensitive in that it alerts we when a car is a full 2 lengths back, and two it’s entirely pointless. If your wing mirrors are adjusted properly you don’t have a blind spot.

Donks, coal rollers, and stanced cars.

I absolutely detest on the unholiest of the holy scale the wide wheels on lifted trucks. They are so fucking dumb. It does nothing to appeal or improve anything. All it does is advertise the fact you have a small penis.

Giant fender flares on an otherwise stock wheel/tire truck. It looks ridiculous and serves no purpose.