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I was gonna go with a “Your mom’s buttplug” joke but I guess actually IDing it works too.

These are extremely good dogs, Tom. Thank you.

DJ at Tampa strip club at 4:50pm on a Tuesday: [fires up Def Leppard, “Rocket”]

Early 2000's Hollywood agent who didn’t appreciate the brilliance of Walking Tall or Major League 2: [fires Rock, Epps]

Sheesh, you make one little typo and get eternally flamed.

RSL continued to use its dominant position to force Petke to submit...

Starred and Flagged.

+7 floors

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

“Intergluteal Cleft” would be a FANTASTIC name for a rock band.

They should have told the Kent State administration to fuck off and kept playing. I mean, what are they gonna do about it, call in the National Guard?

A Starbucks tall is 12 ounces; grande is 16; venti is 20. (The trenta—good lord—is 31 ounces.) You should order none of these. What you should order is a “short.”

And send a spare driver, just in case someone gets peckish!

Delta Reserve Amex. Yes, it has a $450 annual fee. But, as a frequent traveler, I’m always looking for a Delta Sky Club, and not having to pay for one (an annual sky club membership is $450) gives me the chance to get to the airport, set my things down, and relax or get some work done away from the hustle of the rest…

Delta Reserve Amex. Yes, it has a $450 annual fee. But, as a frequent traveler, I’m always looking for a Delta Sky…

Ship them along with those who deal themselves three cards at the end of the deal.

+1 but only if you are a 6/4 card score keeper and not one of those insane 5/5 people.

Regardless of fake-meat’s quality, I’m always surprised how furious meat-eaters get at the mere existence of fake-meat and that anyone would try to compare it to real meat.

I thought I was alone with my love for Santana. And then Liriano came along, and I felt maybe even more like the author did about Tulo for him.

I’m with you. I hope the stats revolution will enable folks to look more closely at Santana’s career. If Pedro is in, I think Santana should be there. His peak was just as dominant.