The car from my birth year that I would buy again was my very first car I learned to drive on: a 1984 300zx in blue mist metallic. It was fast and heavy and a six speed and perfect. Glass t-tops, electronic dash, upgraded (and very loud) stereo. I absolutely loved it. About six months after getting this car, some bozo…

“For football keepers transitioning to ice hockey, there’s a lot of adjustments,” Čech said. “But playing for Arsenal made me very comfortable with my defenders gliding backward towards my net.”

The Negotiator-in-chief claims we’re doing so much winning on the trade war, but China won’t even buy our excuses anymore.

China: [fires Rockets]

Ich bin ein Jordan Reed.

I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

White people in Philly immediately became terrified upon learning a large black man owned a Gunn.

Netanyahu is just mad his Football Manager formations never work:

Other commonly used Fitzgerald email addresses:

+1,000 years

No organization with leadership this dumb should have such ineffective internal counsel. 

Copa? Copa ca-ban-him!

RIGHT YOU ARE, KEN!

What’s yo name: Manny D

Last September, according to a timeline of events provided by the Anchorage School District, a swim team parent went so far as to take photos of the teenager at a swim meet and then send them to others to provide evidence of inappropriate swim attire.

By the headline I thought this was a Citizens United post.

I’m with JML: “shoot the moon” was Hearts, “go alone” was for Euchre, but only when said very quietly and begrudgingly and especially when slowrolling.

Anyone who does 5/5 should be shipped to Siberia.

Pass on the Bauer, Lose for 20+ years

Good to see the CPBL has the same rule for its pitchers that I have for my dogs: no barking while we’re playing.