Idiot. +1

A-Rod just wanted someone else to eat the outside of the cake first, since he only prefers the centaur pieces.

Well, that’s at least two Colombians whose hips don’t lie. 

Jimmy Colbert #1!!!!

The floodgates opened up after that.

Shout out to all us former and current Summer/ Winter Camp Councillors.

As someone who’s organized camps - this is good stuff!

That’s what the naysayers said about the Missouri Compromise!

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

I’m surprised DJ Gay had time for an interview with all the gigs this month.

When you think about it, Robin Lopez actually did not get the defensive rebound.

Color me cynical. This is going to be a complete dud, and the biggest disappointment felt by a liberal since my wife first saw me naked.

In the interest of fairness, Barry Bonds was the greatest baseball player I’d ever seen live until I saw Trout live last year. Like that guy was really, really, really good.

I have every faith in Leafs fans and our ability to prove that, somehow, this is proof that Gary Bettman has it in for us. 

While we’re probably going to be very quick to pass judgement on Rielly, I think it should be remembered that he himself is so dyslexic he doesn’t even know how to spell his own last name.

It would be truly fitting for Arsenal to win the Arsene Wenger Memorial Fourth-Place Trophy without him at the helm.

I’m going to tweet “bee stuff burden” every hour on the hour now

Fridays are for the Lawyers. 

Bills fans this morning are destroying property, calling Brown racial slurs and drunkenly getting into fistfights so, you know, you can just imagine how they’ll react when they hear about this.

You are there to answer some damn questions.