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Local Man Paid to Entertain Others Chooses to Not Further Injure Brain

“Boss, I checked some numbers from previous Super Bowls, and I’m not so sure this is a good idea.”

During its planning process, the City did not conduct an analysis to estimate the net financial impact for the City to host the scheduled Super Bowl events.

I know he’ll give everything he has to the cancer fight. If there’s one thing the Harts are good at, it’s plowing head-first into things.

Such excellent Kinja-ing going on in these comments.

If there’s one thing most NBA players can identify with, it’s tan trick sex.

The absolute best piece of advice I can give is to find a good broker who will walk & talk you through every step of the process. What has always worked for me, and your mileage may vary, has been to find a broker listing homes slightly-to-moderately above your price range and ask if they’ll sit down with you. I’ve…

Tabella > Bern’s

“I’m imagining you, wearing nothing, waiting on the couch when I get home.”

INDEX (or OFFSET) and MATCH is a great combo to use. It’s much more reliable and usable than more commonly used VLOOKUP or HLOOKUP and works much better with large data sets.

You act like a Greek heading for the far left is somehow special.

19/20 for me as well.

+ 4-19

HOTDISH FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When asked what he said the very moment one of his favorite athletes approached him, Miller remarked that he could only muster what came naturally: “Fahk you ya fahking fahk.”

Could be hard to tell how his recovery is going since he’s thrown gingerly his entire life.

[Me drunkenly screaming]

I was new at my company (a few weeks in) and worked in a different office from almost everyone else. I flew to our HQ the day of our party and met all the people there. Not knowing anyone, I was looking for the first moment of sanctioned drinking I could find. It came when our CEO invited a group of about 10 of us…

Every week is Tark Week.