Nick, I am outraged that you wrote this entire preview and didn’t mention Tennessee once.

Geno told him Bruce Willis was dead, like, the entire time.

Haven’t seen Trout this much on Sale since the last toxic EPA river dump.

The 49ers closed out their practice at half-speed, and ended the whole thing after just two hours—much shorter than normal.

• The team jersey must be tucked in at the waist.

These MLB suspensions are for the birds.

Adrian Beltre is a good sports human.

Canadians made hitchBOT, which is to say that they crudely assembled a broadly anthropomorphic heap of refuse and left it someplace for strangers to take care of for them.

Wilmer Flores’s 2015 Salary: $513,543

I wouldn’t give a goddamn dollar, much less tens of millions, to anyone with two first names.

The actual World’s Most Interesting Man. I had the good fortune of meeting him once and was 2000-teenage-girl-meeting-N*Sync-on-TRL level starstruck.

“GM Alex Anthopoulos is buying...”

WHY YOUR COURT SUCKS 2015: U.S. District Court of Minnesota

Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your PA mic??

Got six games for putting ketchup on a hot dog.

I really really really really really really really like you, Leslie, but “Trap Queen” is not the song of the summer.

Win, or win not (and there is no Tri).

Some Minnesotan. Didn’t even bring him back and use the meat for hotdish.