I fully expect to be flamed for this BIG HIPPIE comment, but for vegans a grilled pickle spear in a hot dog bun is fan-goddamn-tastic. Grilled pickle + mustard + onions + peppers plus far fewer questions about what actually constitutes the tube that’s lodged in your buns is a recipe for happiness.

Snapped pea.

Sex might be the only thing he does anymore that’s below par.

About time we figured out who PFTCommenter is.

More like Luke Rid-in-an-hour amirite

This post was adequate, man.

This won’t faze him at all. Kobe is a rare athlete who treats his teammates exactly the same way both on and off the court: he pretends they don’t exist.

Man activist judges are really having a big couple of days.

Also Dear Lord in Heaven,

Dear God, it’s me: Bjorn. Please, sweet and loving Savior, do not let the Timberwolves screw this up. Seriously - all we have to do is draft the guy we’re supposed to draft and not find some way to sink ourselves for another basketball generation. Please don’t let Flip make any under the table deals, or top pick…

A WILD TITO ORTIZ APPEARS.

The most shocking part of this story is that Matt Leinart still had an extra $25k around in 2013.

I’m impressed. The last time I caught something in Cleveland it required three rounds of antibiotics.

I fear that Sam Hinkie’s Tank-Bot 3000 has broken free of the Three Laws.

Not a big shock here. NASCAR has mostly been turning slightly left for decades.

This went over much more smoothly than Orem’s last theme night: All-you-can-drink coffee and alcohol brought to you by Starbucks and Ciroc.

I wasn’t ready for this at all. This rant really came out of left field.

It’s like that old saying: some days you’re being kissed by a Swedish golfer and some days you’re broken into a thousand pieces.

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