In China, free kick takes you.

“Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the Tide will turn [and throw the ball back to you].”

I would rather watch Chopped reruns every week than Jaguars Hard Knocks.

[Eyes gaze from Pittsburgh to central PA]

This despite Dana White insisting that “You don’t bounce back from putting your hands on a woman.”

I work for a wastewater tech company and the poop jokes are endless. It’s fantastic.

Fun fact: it would take 21,760 Giancarlo Stanton home runs each measuring 400 feet to travel from Marlins Park in Miami to Olympic Stadium in Montreal where Loria first started screwing over baseball!

Looks like my proposal of keeping the extra point where it was but requiring the fattest guy on the team to kick it was unceremoniously shot down.

E-L-O-N

WWGS?

Skidmarks aren’t just from tires anymore!

But soft! What bench through yonder playoff reeks?

What!

I saw him live once when I was about the same age. As a kid who was way more into sports than music, I wasn’t too familiar with him, his music, etc. It was easily the most memorable musical moment of my life. He played for about an hour, then sat while people at this small club would come up and talk to him, take…

There is nothing about him that should be associated with “good”

I wonder how the NFL/Goddell would react if the suspension were upheld, and then week 5 came around. And for that prime-time, nationally-televised game that the NFL would hype the daylights out of - Brady against the Colts and the matchup that started all of this mess - Belichick says Tom isn’t ready yet and sits him…

Great analysis. The key distinction is that a sport can contribute a net loss to an athletic department’s overall P&L AND contribute a net economic benefit to the school. This argument looks all too often at what the $ effect is for the AD but extrapolates that effect to the school itself. As this points out, there…

If I wanted to run for my life while having things thrown at me, I’d sit in the visitors section at WVU again.

That’s the closest that fat idiot will ever get to kicking it with Maria Alexandra Bastidas.

“One dude should change his name to “Weber” since I just grilled him so hard.”