“I control my own density. They control their own density.”

Ugh, even his jumpers are from the left wing.

Awfully big words for someone who pulled the entire 2014 season out of his ass.

After decades of sadness, it’s about time that something went right for a white guy at Duke.

"Pfffffft."

I’ll be interested to see if this sticks.

Livingston was simply paying homage to his favorite NBA GM - Mitch Cupcheck.

Got a black magic needle.

Pour cereal and milk, read the newspaper, possibly take a shower, come back, consume completely soggy cereal.

Auriemmaspin

Gary. Fucking. Anderson.

I don't have kids, but "Morning Butt" is something I know all too well.

Go Byfug Yourself.

I wiped my brow and tried to focus my eyes as I steadied my hands. I never could've imagined a simple night out for pizza would end like this - cold and naked in the manager's office with a gun affixed to my right temple. The only way I'd ever see my family again was to do what this madman asked. I took a deep breath…

I'm in Jacksonville, so the left sidebar only referred me to twelve-step programs.

From the NBA rulebook (Specifically Rule 12-A, Section IV, Subsection b):

No wonder I'll never make it on the racing circuit. Usually I smoke grass first and then fall off of my bike.

Almost good enough to overlook that he should've received a tech for grabbing the rim.

I would very much like to think the $5,000 symbolic check I wrote via autodraft from my bank account is being used to build a school, provide needed medical care, repair a bridge, or fund scientific research.