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He did not like Matt Williams. Despite the media narrative, Harper is pretty professional and said the right things...as, you will note, he is doing with all of this Papelbon stuff.

Rizzo (the GM) did not want Papelbon. The ownership did. This does point to some of the dysfunction you’re talking about, however, it…

The Lerners have been pretty good at running their other business. 2 of the last 4 years they had the most wins in the NL, and the other two years they still had a winning record. Given that, I don’t think it’s fair to say they are “run terribly from a baseball perspective.” The logic behind acquiring Papelbon didn’t…

Aaron Rodgers hopes the NFL continues to allow beards.

Everyone but their editors, it seems....

I’m actually pretty interested. I loved Grantland.

What’s the difference?

wow. yes. seriously. i am so glad someone finally said this

So you won’t declare the horse the winner? Your agenda is showing, Deadspin.

“The Yankees Want To Know If Their Fans Are Delusional Enough To Think The Yankees Will Play Home Games In Cold Weather Anytime Soon”

ODB is a big baby, jesus.

Truthfully, no lives matter. We did nothing after Sandyhook. Kinda shows that we don’t care who dies, even little kids. Once you’re okay with that, the discussion ends.

To be fair, he did try to give her the D, it just got intercepted and taken back for 6.

Probably worth noting that no one had said anything to spur your comment. I love how defensive, crybaby Pats fans see no irony in proactively calling everyone else crybabys.

All dads are familiar with dabbing. It’s when your kid spills some shit on the carpet, you poke at it for a bit ineffectually to try and soak it up, and then yell for your spouse to come clean it.

For when the One Sports Network comes

Tough season for the Colts, but I’m sure Jim Irsay is still enjoying himself.

Tacking the word “white” in front of any generalizing rant about women doesn’t make you not a misogynist bigot.

You know who else was a frisky, “small” QB that early in his career was constantly yo-yo’d on and off the bench? Drew Brees.