WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GUYS?

Another one for baseball: if the batter fails to lay down the bunt, it’s 100% his fault. Never question the manager’s decision to ask him to do it.

I think this also happened to Rex Ryan when he was young — he learned from an early age how to get a shitty quarter back.

The first time in quite a while a Bills quarterback successfully passed an entire quarter.

For Snyder, money talks.

I will say, Butch & Leisurely sounds like a fabulous lifestyle magazine.

No he might be onto something. After all, there was no political comedy or satire during the 60’s, right? That’s why the left was able to organize so efficiently back then.

THIS. The only way this story could’ve been more insufferable is if somebody made a “500 Days of HitchBOT” series out of it.

SIMMONS: Pack up your bags. We’re starting our own sports website.

This is more of a Catfish crowd.

WHIPPED CREAM CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS

Not to be buzz kill, but it appears they’re playing with a soccer ball. Try swinging your leg that hard at an actual kickball and it just shoots straight up into the air........

Fred Wilpon: [opens mailbox]

Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!

Which is way off base, considering Donaldson ate it, and we all know it wasn’t Jeter doing the eating.

I’m with you, Tim. It’s also funny how many old-school baseball mooks are going to advocate that Tabata wear one in the ribs tomorrow because he did his Goddamn job.

The Nats offer to Desmond last year was fair. In reality, free agent deals are almost always “overpays,” because that’s the nature of auction pricing...by definition the price doesn’t settle at an equilibrium that is below what some market participants are willing to pay, but instead goes as high as what the market…

You work there and think that’s how loans work?

Oh, I didn’t know she was an Ivy-League girl, good for her