Who is mad?

did you read the part where he voluntarily turned himself in and served his time? This is as close to victimless as a theft crime gets - robbing $5-10k from individual banks. It’s not like little old ladies would show up and have their savings wiped out by this dastardly robber...the only thing this hurt was…

this can’t be a real opinion?

Ta-Nehisi Coates.

As someone who has no impact on anything, I will say: It would be fun to have Bill Simmons write things that aren’t long directionless columns for us.

I don’t even care how ridiculous it is. I will never tire of John Hodgman’s shtick.

Colon sped to second base in 12 seconds, which is a slower pace than the average HOME RUN TROT.

Bartolo Colon Hits Stand-Up Triple, Settles For Two Instead.

Posted this on a friend’s page. Small talk immediately before today’s Nats game on CSN. Bob is the straight man, FP Santangelo the color commentator: