Maybe that’s because hereditary monarchies are a bad idea, even just symbolically. Children of rich, self important people have a tendency to turn out as assholes.

Hey man....maybe calm the fuck down

The real part that stings is that they traded their two top pitching prospects for less than a month (so far) of Adam Eaton. Using Reynaldo Lopez out of the pen would be pretty useful about now.

Only if DUP came over with them. Which is beyond impossible.

There are nearly 300 no hitters in the same span, so yeah, I’d say it’s rare.

Really? I get that people hate Bryce, but who else? Phillies fans despise Werth, but that’s got to count as a point in his favor among everyone else. Same with Murphy and the Mets. Maybe I’m just a fanboy, but who else?

Kinja ate the photo, so here:

Not sure if you were kidding, but, uh, yes.

Distilled water and de-ionized water are different things, and unless you’re raiding a biochem laboratory for your supplies, you will not likely encounter the latter

I sincerely doubt it. This is a mom show through and through

And pneumonia can cause dehydration and fever...

This! Taking draft picks away from Dan Snyder is like taking keys away from a drunk driver. In the mean time, they haven't been any worse than the other three shitty teams in their shitty division, and what do the Rams have to show for all of those picks?

Ay-Tee-El-ee-ens

.....you know that having to purchase a full album sight unseen (or maybe only a few limited singles released later and put on the radio) is how music worked for almost always, right?

Proposal: Cities that pay for a stadium get a nontrivial ownership stake in the team. That way they actually have some leverage over the team not leaving, and if they do, they benefit from the team anyway. THAT would actually tether a team to the city.

Fuck you.

.....starred.

That nonsense is nonsense, and it sucks.

On a different

Well, he was coming off an up and down season during which he was also fucking Chase Utley's wife, so I can see the reason for not keeping him around, but for people other than Utley, I don't see any reason why they need to be salty about it. I guess that's just Phillies fans though

There's no betting, so once you get the hang of it, Eucre comes basically down to luck of the cards, which is why all the boring people who play Eucre I know say it is good, since you can play forever and the winner won't be determined by skill. That is.......not the same

*ruled that the Nationals have to use a different law firm, but that the makeup and use of the arbitration panel is fine, so they can eventually come to the same conclusion after the next 300 process objections from the O's have been dealt with and the heat death of the universe has come