They can't all be Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2.

Good grief. That was clearly the conclusion of someone who never thinks things through.

See? I have no fucking clue what that means.

Agreed. And my apologies to all for the lack of Point Break jokes in the post above. I must be off my game tonight.

Just to play devil's advocate, if your childhood friend became a meth dealer, and then had one of his enforcers kill a rival 14 yearold dealer, while your friend stood next to the killer, and then you tweeted out "Free my Meth dealing friend!" during the trial, then could your boss fire you?

Because it seems like…

If my childhood best friend became a meth dealer and I still spent a significant amount of time with him and I was in a position that made me a public representative of the company for which I worked and people started wondering about my close association with a meth dealer? Yes. But I'm pretty sure that's not what…

Let's say for a second that your childhood best friend became a meth dealer, and your boss found out about it. Would it be OK for your boss to fire you?

if you started up a "record label" and were funding said meth dealers who were actually singing about doing methy things? I'd think that would be pretty detrimental to the company you work for as a whole, and most companies have such a clause in their employee contract... so yes

Saw a blind guy once with a t-shirt that said "PSA: Too Much Sex Causes Blindness."

I think it's good now! Thanks, boo!

I disagree completely. There is nothing identifiable about the child in this picture and I wouldn't put it here if there was, trust me. But showing this photo adds a very powerful visual element to this story that hammers home the severity of the situation that words just would not be able to do. I say that as someone…

From what I've seen, you're the only human being on the planet that did not like the ending. What is wrong with you?