Not anal, apparently.

“Largely” conducted by people? Is there a NASCAR-driving giraffe I don’t know about?

What’s a GM supposed to do?

Old-time hockey goalie Bill Durnan was ambiguous as well.

Steve Trout might have been considered amphibious, but he couldn’t throw with either hand.

Bunch of morons. It’s Hermaphrodite Pitcher Makes Debut.

So Charles Shackleford got into journalism?

damn greg did he fuck your bitch or what?

Here’s a game photo of Bemidji’s starting pitcher:

Possibly the first Gawker Media writer to actively request dick pics...

My God! Was that thing born, or did it just leap into our world through a haunted mirror?

my seven year old daughter literally just ran from her bedroom to see what I was watching and said "omg mom that's a talented baby! It's like baby joker!"

I really hope this tag gets used again.

Well, so much for "But we didn't see what really happened in that elevator."....

Watch "Ricky Bobby family dinner" on YouTube

Literally lol.

"Now he belongs to the Angels... of Anaheim."

Someone should ask him what he thinks about Dave Kingman.

So wait, he now has half of what he had going in? I think my ex-wife invented that trick.