I’ve counted calories for 3 years... I’ve lost 75 lbs. Guess I just have dumb luck.

Only the Oscars would approve this much whiteness.

A compelling story that is wonderfully acted with cinema-caliber cinematography to the level of Breaking Bad. If you enjoyed Fight Club or Dexter, you’ll likely enjoy this.

Well, there was the part about him assaulting the guy... He’s not 100% innocent. He is a victim but did not have to use his fists.

Team Rocket thwarted again.

Hitchhiking robot visits Philadelphia. The end.

Is it just me or does she look like Sideshow Bob’s mom?

Baseball is perfect... Get off my lawn!!!

Then maybe say “Andy Reid” instead of “black”? SMH

“We should have thought of that” - Milwaukee Bucks

Guess it’s important to know what time it is when you’re waiting on the world to change.

What do you mean "it wasn't that bad"??? HE KILLED AN EMOJI!

Write on Monday what people will still be reading on Friday because it’s so damn long! - Greg Howard

Matt Prater? Really? Wow! I don’t... I can’t... A kicker?

Lists, Ranked

That’s a mix-up... You put a picture of Kyle Kendrick.

From what I hear, Manson giggled when someone ordered moons over my hammy which a definite Denny’s no no.

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!

Jesus was always day to day, like the rest of us.

The minor grammatical errors in here makes me think this was typed on an iPhone.