I'd bring back Hitler, then drop him in a pool of jellyfish and bury him alive.

Love missed the playoffs for his entire career. Bosh got max money and is on the border of being out of playoffs.

What i thought i typed: This video is terrible. What I actually typed: Mark, I usually trust you to supply entertaining content. However, my trust has resulted in 2 minutes of my life I will never get back. May God have mercy on your soul.

Hammering... Lol

This just doesn't make sense. I'm so desperate for women to be recognized as capable, I'd prefer to have someone I think is completely incompetent to do the job just to be able to say "yay! Women!"

My first thought was "this needs bacon"... And then "maybe some cheese"... Then I re-read and saw the cheese part was covered. Get it to the US, I'll add my own bacon.

And let's not forget that this will not drastically reduce turnover as pay typically ranks 5th or higher when studies regarding turnover are done. Economists factoring in this drastic reduction in turnover are just assuming it will happen.

This study did not factor in the impact an increase in minimum wage might have on other industries that affect the cost of shitty fast food. In addition, it does not factor in the average $0.10/year shitty fast food already goes up. If you don't think people will be less likely to buy shitty fast food at an average…

Can't wait to hear all of the Josh Gordon apologists on this one.

I'm pretty sure the one on the left farted during her mug shot and it lingered until the other one had hers taken.

My guess is the outrage about the lack of black nominees trumps the actual viewing of said snubbed movies. Considering the fact that Taken 3 smacked the taste out of Selma at the box office. I know, I know... Box office has nothing to do with Oscars.

Same white people who are exasperated about the Oscars' "whiteness" also think Ferguson is about the mistreatment of their neighbor's butler who they distinctly remember being named Ferguson that they remember from a brunch at Muffy Harrington's last summer.

And here we thought the advancement of Legopeople had come so far... Then this injustice!

Mark, I give this post five out of five yogurts!

Achieving yogurt might be the greatest thing I've ever heard... Ever!

Depends on the state. Benefits are different in each one. But this was pretty dumb and she won't be collecting unemployment now... And for her quote about it being taken away from her... She did it to herself.

Getting your name on the poster is part of the salary negotiation, too. Then, when you become huge, you do everything you can to get a part in the movie and not be billed at all. (See Cruise, Tom in "Tropic Thunder")

Pay in Hollywood typically is contingent on how much your last few movies made... Not how big of a part you have.

Cooper has historically been a bigger box office draw than Adams... It's not always about gender... Sometimes it's just about how little the American public pays attention to the details when making a decision about what to see at the movies.

Meh.