Fucking Florida!

Hi, my name is Randy... My friends call me Bang!

They also probably have an unethical District Manager who blames the manager for shoplifting. Some people react like that because of the pressure and then, correctly, lose their job because of it.

In all sincerity, fuck Florida!

Just a suggestion, read all stories involving Fox News while taking a dump... It's poetic and more satisfying on so many levels.

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it sure is... How does Mark not know that a cinnabon doesn't have any honey on it.

I just ate. You really should warn someone!

I would love to understand the phenomenon of rooting for someone because someone else did something terrible to them.

I've referred to people as "too stupid to breathe" before... Now I have an example!

Before there was click bait, there were FOX reality shows.

His appearance in The Godfather series was the actual point where it went downhill... Just sayin'!

Charlie, if you spell "cool" any other way but the way you actually should (especially "KOOL"), yes, you are not cool enough!

But Jack told me to never let go. I should have saved that joke for throwback Thursday.

"Bullying is a hot topic" is the excuse??? Come on! What ever happened to "boys will be boys"?

Janet Jackson's nipple has really grown up.

I'm not sure why Zubaz angers me but it does... So this picture pisses me off to no end.

Let's go with reenactments. Preferably totally unrelated Civil War reenactments with live ammo.

Well, he hasn't even been arrested yet so maybe he is.

It really depends on what the rewards that go with my support.