When did Jezebel become The Onion?

Here's the problem that I've encountered when I've become dissatisfied with any work I've done: The employer who treats you like you should just be happy they were lucky enough to employ you.

Somehow Neverhadone Peoples just doesn't have the same ring to it.

something I'm not?

Can I start my own gender and disassociate myself from these types of males?

1. Anna Nicole Smith

It only would have been better if he grabbed some Ciroc to go with his Crocs.

That Dunkin' Donuts ad is distracting Colon... That's not fair!

"Don't steal my act, bro!" - Chase Utley

Solidly crafted!

That "dated John Mayer" list may actually be longer than the "shopped at Talbot's" list.

When I was 14, my brother managed my Teener League baseball team. We were playing the best team in the league that had a high powered offense so my brother gets the idea to freeze the baseballs the night before.

YEAH! Tablets are porn magnets... laptops never have porn on them.

Hey! Remember that time Kobe went on vacation in Colorado?

Haven't the rest of the Lakers been on vacation all season long anyway?

He's taking a laptop, right? Please tell me it isn't a desktop because that is what I pictured when you said computer. If so, get him a tablet. Lol

I know one that is schizophrenic also... This is already a stronger link than the one that links autism to vaccinations.

Maybe a children's book... about masturbation!!! BINGO!

You should write an Amazon eBook — "The Boring Dominatrix". It wouldn't sell but I'd laugh my ass off when doing inane searches and coming across this.