This wasn't a kneejerk reaction by the Eagles. This had been brewing for some time.

Guess with all the medical advances, scaring someone with losing their sight just doesn't cut it anymore.

So, adultery, divorce and unabashed self-importance is the way to make things happen on Twitter? My next cover letter applying to be a Social Media Manager is going to look a bit different.

Someone on sports radio said something ridiculous and then backtracked??? No way!!!

Rebecca, I want to tell you how disappointed I am for being willing to post just anything no matter how lame it is... BUT I CAN'T! This is incredible! :)

When do we get cats reacting to 2 Girls 1 Cup or is that so 2000-late?

I do have to say if I cut someone off in Florida and all that happened was getting punched, I'd feel blessed. Can someone move Disney World and the Harry Potter part of Universal so I never have to go to Florida again?

Your headline is missing the word "off"... I started to think he might have justification before finding out it was " cut off" and not "cut".

No... That's when she told me. I was in the shower. She came in the bathroom. I expected my daily cold glass of water thrown on me. Instead, she said, "Hey, remember that time I went to Phoenix..."

If sarcasm was flatulence this room would smell right now.

$10,000 or more gets you a VIP Five People You Meet In "Heaven" lunch with myself, 2Pac, Notorious BIG, Arthur Bennett and Jenaro Jimenez Hernandez.

Nothing like a sitcom to string people along for 9 years only to dump an ice cold glass of reality on them in the midst of a hot shower.

I was thinking of doing a Kickstarter to fund the efforts.... Thoughts?

I feel like this has a lot of potential for those of us planning to fake our death.

Saw this and thought it was helpful regarding that final essay. Apparently, the A- was in the class... Not on the essay.

Since 100% of marriages end in divorce or death this was very fitting.

Is it really the comma here? Take out "times" and I think it works without putting David Wright on his knees in your imagination.

That conversation was longer than the 9 seasons of HIMYM and like the one time I watched HIMYM, I totally plan on finishing it someday.

It's not easy to get back into the rhythm of being creative much like it isn't easy to get your lazy butt back to the gym once that routine is broken. Sage advice here.

My attention span issues combined with my ability to act quickly had me in a Tarzan outfit and ready to make a Vine before I re-read the headline again. Whew!