That's exactly what it would be meant for. :)

Love this idea... But it doesn't come across as cost effective AND challenging. What would this run?

"That emotion has to be removed," she says, "and just look at money as a tool, and a means to an end."

"You had me at watered down." - Anheuser-Busch

Who knew James Neal was an Arizona cop?!?!

Half unicorn, half woman. What should we call it??? Uni... Hmmmm....

Just eat Frosted Mini Wheats. You can only fit 3 in the bowl.

Kind of pissed that Lucas cut out those scenes of Yoda awkwardly hitting on Luke now. I'm not gonna lie.

That one looking for an arborist is definitely Yoda. Who knew Yoda was into casual sex?

Is that half past missing punctuation?

What time can I expect my daily roundup of riot footage?

That's roughly 329,800 normal sized loads of laundry... Depending on your laundromat, of course.

I missed that the first time you posted it and now I can't unsee it. Kind of reminds me of watching Magic Mike now that I think of it... He'd be perfect for the sequel!

Yeah, I mean we know the only thing that makes tear gas intolerable is beer.

"Students throwing up due to tear gas."

While the play-by-play tweeting by the Daily Wildcat was on point, this would have sounded a lot better coming from Gus Johnson.

At least the color is accurate.

Being mindful of time and place for giving feedback is very important. The value of feedback can be diminished by how it is given. You don't serve steak on a garbage can lid. So, replying all to an office-wide email respectfully disagreeing with a decision to eliminate desks in favor of cubicles is probably not the…

"OOOOOH YEAH! A SELFIE!" Brent has moved on admirably.

This is that game you play where Jezebel posts a bunch of tweets by people and we pick the person with absolutely no talent... Heidi Montag! Let me know what I won.