I don't know if I should credit myself for having dry wit or work on my comedic timing and stop coming across so serious. Hmmmm.

What's funny about that is after writing it and reading it back, I thought the same thing. I'm completely kidding... I accidentally downloaded King's version of Office the first time.

The only odd thing about this app is that in order for you to add a second tab to your Excel file, you have to link with Facebook and get friends to unlock the tab OR pay $0.99 for an extra tab.

Oddly enough, he missed the bunny.

Obviously, writing papers for other players took time and at $10 per page, you're not talking about a serious hourly wage. What was stopping you from getting a part time job somewhere rather than doing something unethical because the system was broken?

Most for profit organizations don't want to know what's going on when they are highly successful... What the result is slowly but surely has a way of becoming more important than how we get the result. It's hard to do what's right sometimes.

Too many parking lots... Weeding through those is a pain. Otherwise, it is a very interesting concept especially for someone like me who is voluntarily transient at the moment. (People don't like the use of the word homeless when you can afford a dwelling lol)

There's always two sides when these issues that come to light... There's the side that is disgusted and then the other side that blindly defends the mistake... It's amazing how there's rarely gray here. Except for maybe the hair of these wrongfully imprisoned people who miss out on the prime of their life.

Spurs' opponents should play sounds of a baby every time Duncan goes to the line in the arena.

I guess attaching a video of me begging for the opportunity in a cartoon voice would not be a good idea... Oh, look at that! My first idea: Things You Should Avoid Doing When Applying For A Job.

Who knew Rick Ross was a senator! He really is a boss!!

This post could be reverse engineered into a kick ass Mad Libs.

That gave Brandon Knight Deandre Jordan flashbacks.

Is there a Kim Kardashian feature on the iPad where you can see what you look like in the outfit when Photo Shopped?

I haven't vomited since '98.

I may start answering that I prefer not to answer my race and gender on applications out of embarrassment after reading and listening to that.

Anthony Kiedis doesn't own a shirt... Everyone knows this!

You know, I want to make a joke about the Grateful Dead here but then I realize it just comes from jealousy.

Freddy Galvis is positive and full of energy as he floats on the fringe of the roster in a still somewhat fresh experience of MLB spring training... And Jimmy Rollins is unimpressive as he goes through the motions of his now double digit turn at spring training? I'm. So. Shocked.

So, would this be an example of Kobe throwing D'Antoni under the Busses?