Watching people eat one of those huge, "NY" triangular slices of pizza always puzzled me. Part of the enjoyment of eating thin crust pizza is biting into a slice through the layers in order(topping, cheese, sauce, then crust). When people have to deal with one of those big triangles, they sometimes roll the slice up …

Your father did business with Century 21, he respected Century 21, but he never trusted Century 21!

We have really great thin crust pizza as well. "Tavern Cut" of "Party Style" is the best way to cut thin crust pizza. Much easier to deal with than those large, triangular slices.

I realize that anyone can take a bad picture, but the one they used for this article? Jeez! He couldn't look more like a Nazi if he was trying to. Oh wait, I guess he is trying to.

Was totally bummed that Alice didn't make an appearance in the finale. I love Meribeth Monroe!

It appears that Trump's crowd lacked both length and girth.

Is the french fry burrito the San Diego of burritos, or is San Diego the french fry burrito of cities?

"Second prize is a set of steak knives".

So sad. My favorites are "One False Move" and "Tombstone".

Are the people responsible for Trump's security briefings going to have to appear on Fox News to make sure he gets the necessary information? Asking for a friend.

Maybe this vintage pilot should stop flying vintage planes. Actually, he should just stop flying all together.

Loved this show. From the beginning, wasn't this advertised/promoted as a "limited series"? I always assumed that meant one and done.

I thought "Angie Tribeca" was very funny…the first time I saw it when it was "Airplane!". (Apologies to David Spade)

Let Fallon do it.

"Gangs Of New York" is a terrible movie.

Does anyone else have trouble reading subtitles in TV shows and movies? I watch most stuff on a smaller monitor and can never make out the lettering when it appears over something light-colored. They should put it on a black background like Closed Captioning or at least make the type bigger. Sorry for going all Andy…

Next to shredding a sick rail with my sweet board, I love shredding documents.

Well, there's nothing more sophisticated than lying to the American people and then chewing (and swallowing) some gum.

I'm looking forward to a spirited game of beer pong between Isabelle Huppert and Casey Affleck at tonight's Golden Globes.

Trump must be hung like a gnat.