If Disney has any smarts, they will donate that $50 Million to charity.

In 1976, my older sister gave me Frank Zappa's "Apostrophe" for my birthday(I was nine and she was sixteen at the time). I always thought that was a great album for kids.

Is that a threat, Daughtry?

Growing up in the Chicago area meant watching poorly edited and censored movies on WGN. My favorite was "The Blues Brothers". They actually changed the line, "The bastards are ours now!" to "The buzzards are ours now!'. Yeesh! "The Breakfast Club" was also a destroyed classic.

Everything about this show is great. The writing, the direction, the music, and even the cinematography. On top of all that, it has one of the best casts on television.

We really need Amelie Gilette to come back and smite Miss Paltrow.

Dr. Phil is a monstrous quack.

First Trump wins the election, and now this?!

"At least we're not Boston!", said Chicago.

Now is ze time on Sprockets vhen ve defecate!

I used to work at a shop that repaired electric shavers. My advice is to avoid any shaver that has a cleaning/charging stand. They don't work well and you have to buy special cleaning solution that can get pretty costly. I think Braun still makes the best shaver, so if you are in the market for one, just go with the…

Thank you so much for posting the playlist. I really like this show and the music choices are great!

I love Newhart, Hunt, and Colbert, but the rest are insufferable mopes.

Has anyone noticed that most, not all, of the celebrity Cubs fans are douchebags? I like Bill Murray, but even he's kinda douchey.

They update the Monopoly pieces, but when are they going to update these porn scenarios? How about something with GrubHub or Uber.

Brangelina had a signature wine and I wasn't informed? You go now!

Can they bring back more commercials?

"The Soup" used to show Billy Bush clips pretty frequently. He is, and always has been, an obtuse, creepy weirdo.

Almost thirty years later (yikes!), and this still creeps me out. I think it was the bad audio.

While One World Trade Center is now the tallest building in the U.S., it is also one of the ugliest. It looks like something you might see in downtown Dallas. I can't believe they went with that design, especially considering what it's there to represent. Not to go all Chicago vs. New York, but at least Chicago cares…