"The Departed" better than "Infernal Affairs"? Give me a break! I love Scorsese, but "The Departed" is overrated.

The first two episodes have been a bit disappointing compared to the web series. I realize it's a different animal, but I think the running time is hurting the show. Why not just stick to the shorter format?

Kansas City, MO or Kansas City, KS?

Jesus, enough with the wrestling!

You'll shoot your one-eyed jack out.

The best way to watch any awards show is with a DVR. You can get through the Oscars in about forty-five minutes. The tricky part is avoiding spoilers. The More You Know©

If those shitheels in Pittsburgh think "jagoff" is theirs, then they are a bunch of mopes.

My Dad, born in 1930, used the term "bohunk". It was usually used to refer to people from certain parts of Europe. I also heard "lugan" occasionally to describe Lithuanians. Ah, the good old bigoted days!

I have that bacon cooker. It works well, but it is a pain in the ass to clean. Stick with the plate/paper towel combo.

I noticed the tweak to the opening theme too, and I didn't care for it. Is there some significance related to the episode that would explain the change?

I've always wondered about Amazon's weird prices. $6.11 for a deviled egg transport system is a bargain, but that amount seems strange. I suspect it's a secret signal-code to Illuminati members to put one of their nefarious schemes into action. (I think I've been eating too many deviled eggs and it's making me…

If Chesley Sullenberger was such a great pilot, he wouldn't have hit those birds in the first place.

When is Hollywood going to stop producing shitty remakes and start producing more shitty original films?

"A Beer Can Named Desire" is the title of that King Of The Hill episode. Amazing! Also check out "Aisle 8A".

Y'know the thing about a Trump, they've got…lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When they come at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'.

He was so great in Miller's Crossing and Homicide. Hell, he was great in everything. RIP.

Pretty sure this guy's rig isn't up to code.

Pandora is good company! Inside is same as Rdio! Rdio guts! Is same thing!

This is the golden age of superhero movies? Feh!

What did we ever do to the Golden Globes?