Does she care about anything besides faux pearl clutching and getting work done on her face?

Counterpoint: I quite like the Nationals’ Curly W hats. No, they can’t match the Expos’ lids, but as far as current teams go the caps are quite good. 

This is about to unleash Kenny Powers-style chaos.

Yes it is, I also had consensual sex with my rapist after being raped, theres a lot of complicated reasons for that that I don’t want to get into. If you do a google search (or Bing, whatever poison you prefer), you’ll maybe get some more insight into why. I’m trying not to respond to you as a troll but as a person…

Jennifer Garner is insanely charming in that movie. It’s a real performance, not just a little joke, you know what I mean?

RIP Splinter, you didn’t deserve to go out this way.

What? Dolly doesn’t want her goddaughter, Miley Cyrus, to play her?

The chucklefucks that this sort of “journalism” is aimed are the people who scoff and laugh at the idea of beautician and stylist educations and can’t understand why everyone doesn’t just get the same cheap, shitty hair cut at the dollar store location and use Pert Plus on the daily

If you’re interested in reading more about this The Guardian did a very in-depth and fascinating write up on the plans a few years ago: ‘London Bridge is down’: the secret plan for the days after the Queen’s death

I still say take a shot and see if Maisie Williams would do it. I know Ed’s supposed to be 13 or 14, but what the heck. Make her 20 and really dorky/weird and it would probably work. MW wouldn’t want to play another girl-posing-as-a-boy character, sure, but there’s enough essential character there that aging her 6…

I think Forever 21 should be sued for the biggest case of blatant false advertising since the movie “The Neverending Story”

vinegar salt = electrolytes

Somewhere in the Grand Canyon—another natural feature created by the changing tectonic plates beneath North America

I think The Implication scene from The Gang Buys a Boat demonstrates how you can make a joke about practically anything. But the trick is in how you frame the joke.

Isn’t this the same mom who tours around teaching people how to homeschool their children into being geniuses? 

Terrence Howard hasn’t been okay in over a decade

Game of Thrones won Outstanding Drama, Schitt’s Creek didn’t win Outstanding Comedy and Catherine O’Hara didn’t win Best Actress.

the 2019 Emmys are now the Emmy equivalent of GoT season 8. some high points but mostly a ton of WTF? 

Diana for President.