And did they get him out of there before the ambulance showed up for the “driver?” I hope he comes out of this okay, but you can’t convince me that he wasn’t driving under the influence and switched with his friend and waited at home until his blood tests would be sort of normal. 

Is anyone else still confused about why law enforcement hasn’t yet gotten involved in this, and why no one seems to be talking about him having been transported from the scene (and to his home, not the hospital, until his wife got worried) leaving his friend in the wreck? What was he doing in the car that they felt…

Ok, but, they really need to get the actual Blake Bortles on the last season.

No, please don’t do this. First, the animal isn’t actually a support dog, and getting animals “certified” just so they can fly in the cabin has helped spur all kinds of backlash against people who legitimately rely on service animals. Second, a beagle relieving itself on a seat in the same cabin as other people is…

French bulldogs should NEVER be sent in the cargo hold. I’m amazed this was even allowed to happen and by that I mean the dog should have never been booked as cargo. Bracy breeds are almost never allowed. 

So this more or less confirms that he's in a committed monogamous relationship with a Japanese body pillow named Kimiko, right?

How could you leave out Lizzo’s performance!!? It was spectacular!

Awe yeah, Alyson Stoner back to perform her dance solo!
I was totally bopping up and down on the couch for that whole performance. Missy killed it!

I was tempted to google “Satanic Panic” to see what a movie with that title could possibly be about, but then I thought it would be so much more fun to ask you guys to take a stab at it... any guesses what this likely future Oscar contender could be about?

Kate McKinnon and Ruth Bader Ginsburg met at Fiddler on the Roof.

Han shot first?

Hell yeah. I loved The VVitch, and this is giving big “Shadow over Innsmouth” vibes.

The guy on the right has some really long arms that just kind of whip around the table. Also, apparently he lost three fingers on his left hand in a fireworks accident.

I don’t think you’re quite getting it.

It is impossible for Republicans to win Minnesota’s 5th Congressional district because the Republican Party is incapable and unwilling to appeal to educated and diverse voters like the voters that make up Minnesota’s 5th.  

My guess was Marianne Williamson using it to reference some woo woo theory about holistic poo.

This is literally what I was going to post.

Stick to sports.

Man, these grey comments about workers not being able to handle the content of a game they signed on to make, way to miss the point. Exposure to material like this effects the human psyche negatively, blanket statement, end of story. Even if the extent of that damage is desensitization and is largely not at a…

The day Tom died, I sent my local NPR station the biggest donation I had ever made to a charity of any kind with a note to keep airing Car Talk as long as they could. I don’t care it’s not new, I still get a big grin when I hear that banjo music on Saturday morning.