that WWDITS throwaway sticks with you ... love it or hate it, it sticks

Okay, NOW I’m interested.

I was thinking about watching some of these movies over the holidays (I really only like bad Christmas movies,) but now I’m not sure. The way they mangled Twin Cities geography in Jingle All The Way fucked me up enough, seeing this may send me into a panic attack.

This rant sounds like me getting really angry while watching Paw Patrol with my 3 year old. Seriously, how is the Paw Patrol funded? I mean, I can look past the talking dogs, but what I can’t look past is the massive cost of having a team of specially trained rescue dogs on call 24 hours a day. The Paw Patrol has some…

Mara Wilson explains why in detail. Miley ticks every box of this essay. Miley even gets mentioned.

Eww, phrasing !

Man do I love Bowen Yang! So glad to see his start continue to rise. 

He seems like he might be easy to work with (now). I mean, I wouldn’t go into a jungle with him to move a boat or anything, but hire him for an acting job then you know someone who’s on set who’ll work after getting shot or pull you from a car wreck.

Perhaps it was an extreme case of flatulence?

Mooney should be the head writer, and also the other writers. That’s all.

I’m absolutely devastated we lost Deadspin, but I am here for this kind of coverage on Jezebel. Rugby men for the win! 

God, the glory days of Thighlights.

Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

How great would it be if the other blogs all started covering sports today?

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Wow.

Fuck this. My boss is an actual Nationals fan. Grew up in northern Virginia, jumped on board when they moved into town. And he’s actually one of those nice bosses (I know that’s rare these days).

Jesus Christ, can we at least wait until the Nationals actually win before starting in on this bullshit?