Love it

I can say quite confidently that an IUD that has been in your body does NOT come out looking like that. That is a new IUD. It’s staged.

DISPATCH FROM THE FREE TERAGRAM BALLROOM SHOW:

They are very talented and excellent.

I mean... cool? I was talking about the fact that it’s called a “princess seam”

It’s a vertical seam that curves to shape to a woman’s figure. Like any seam on a bodice basically. We live in hell.

I voted for long summer vacations BUT I think that the second-best of the 4 remaining options is “everything is free.” Not because I got everything I wanted, but because I was never stressed about finances, and financial stress makes every single part of adulthood, including boozy vacations, significantly worse.

I agree with this, and I have taken PLENTY of short vacations with booze

Frankly this better just end with “Long Summer Vacations”

This sounds amazing. I see where you get the strength to make these rulings.

Today is good

I will NEVER vote for Ikea

I really appreciate this, I have seen several articles about how you cannot be an intersectional feminist unless you are actively PRO-BDS and PRO-PALESTINE to a degree that ignores a two state solution and essentially disavows Israel. Which I think is offensive and garbage-y. So, thanks!

The paper folding is where I physically cringed.

I have a fairly short torso BUT I know Jessica of Go Fug Yourself always complains about her long torso and is obsessed with this suit, so I say go for it! ALSO: Boden has easy cheap returns! I bought 2 and sent back the one I liked less.

I just got *THE CUTEST* one-piece from Boden.

Maybe it’s because I’m from the midwest but I (a female person who lives in LA) am PUMPED for a Tom Petty concert that I can take a Lyft to. Plus, Live! When are you going to see Live in your own backyard again. Bring in the Alabama Shakes and JEFF GOLDBLUM? IDK what y’all are talking about this sounds great.

This looks pretty great, but not because of any of the headliners — I’ll go for Fiona and Haim!

Anyone can be a size 4 at the right store — When I was a size 0 at J Crew I was anywhere from an 8 - 14 at H&M. We need it in inches!

I need to talk about Eleven’s wig