not on subject but i thought to share

She had on a little pink jumpsuit on the second night. Very 90s Gweneth.

Anyone else like that Angela is wearing pants and what look like practical shoes?

He strikes me as the type of person who regularly wears pants that zip off into shorts, but never zips off the bottom part because it’s always just a little too brisk out.

All of these exist with the sole purpose of being featured in instagram photoshoots.

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

It also should go without saying that there is no indication that any of the women I occasionally dine with are trying to get laid either. In every case that I’ve scrutinized they seem to be most interested in eating lunch.

I have lunch every other week or so with a woman who works in my office. Sometimes we go to lunch at the same time and we both require nourishment so eating together makes sense. So far I have managed to avoid fucking her. I do this by not trying to fuck her. This also applies to all other women I know who are not my…

The Art of the Deely

i fucking love her

Is The Rescuers Down Under considered part of the Disney Renaissance? (I suppose it has to be, since it came out after The Little Mermaid.)

Try Boden! 😊

Exactly. Pasadena’s tagline should be ‘Pasadena: wonderful in theory, not so much in practice’

“Anyone can be a size 4 at the right store”

Yup I’ve taken a 0 in non stretch denim at J Crew. I’m fairly skinny, but nope not a size 0. And it’s not like it made me feel good, just a oh c’mon this is stupid.

The sizing at H&M is such a wild ride, right??

Anyone who is complaining that a poorly shaped Pizza Hut pizza “ruined” their Valentine’s Day has an extremely different values system than I do.