bitterstrangefruit
bitterstrangefruit
bitterstrangefruit

Yeah, I pre-ordered one last year, and while I get all the complaints (i.e., it’s too expensive for an alarm clock, having a camera next to your bed is creepy, etc.), I really am loving it so far.

Yeah, I pre-ordered one last year, and while I get all the complaints (i.e., it’s too expensive for an alarm clock,

And also, it’s going to put off the Norwegians.

Pro-tip to the fucknuts at ICE: Picking up a 40+ year old white doctor with two decades-old legal dings is not going to make you look any less racist and is definitely not making you look like you’re out there rounding up ‘bad hombres’.

Thanks for letting us know you support sexual assault.

It is astonishing to me that both Ryan and Boehner allowed a tiny minority within their own party to dominate the conversation and push them around with ease. It makes one wonder if, as a species, Homo Conservatanus will ever evolve into the Chordata phylum.

The videos of the Timberwolves fans at the Target Center seeing that TD before their game started were awesome.

Sounds neat. I think I’ll give it a try!

Spoiler alert: you don’t.

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Clapton is ok. But he is highly overrated. Prince was GOAT, but severely underrated to the point that it was almost insulting. But check out this video if you haven’t already of this prince solo he did with Tom Petty at the Rock and Roll hall of fame. The story is Prince was insulted that he wasn’t included on the

WE SHOULD DO IT ON HIS BIRTHDAY.

He has no idea who he did or didn’t read. Someone GOP flunky put that list together, making sure to leave out the Democrats and the moderate Republican, and they handed it to him before he went on stage and said “Here, read these names off”

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

BTB is THE FUCKING SHIT. Not only does it seem to taste better than nice carton stocks, but you can customize the intensity of the stock, it is virtually imperishable (so no rush to use that unopened carton of stock), and you can make a combo beef-chicken base without having to open TWO cartons of broth.

Clearly (((they))) have fiendishly enslaved all the halfway decent graphics designers.

Our thoughts and prayers stopped a tragedy in this case, don’t know what’s all your sarcasm for.

According to the paper, officers also found:

Has BLM been blamed for this yet? At least one FOX News dipshit is going to claim that the poor white dude was just responding to the hostility of Black People. It was self defense really.

I don’t know if I should ugly laugh or scream in horror at the sad truth of your comment.

When I talk to St. Peter and he sends me to Hell, I’m blaming you directly. Never forget that.

If he wanted to kill black people, why didn’t he just become a cop?