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Somehow they reminded me of the Yips on the Muppets:

Has anyone here heard of this browser extension called Beyond20: https://beyond20.here-for-more.info/

As much as I hate the fucker and I’m glad he has it (although I want proof that he is actually SIIIICK , let’s see him intubated on a ventilator) ...

What are your thoughts on adopting a much older cat or dog? There are many older animals in adoption centers and animal hospitals that might thrive in a forever home. I realize they may have medical issues that younger animals might not have but it might be a good teaching experience for a child that has a strong

Not sure if it qualifies as a tutor, but I would rave for Outschool (https://outschool.com). They have a multitude of online classes in every possible subject.

I’m sorry, but life is no longer worth living after hearing that joke.  :-)

Since I am playing a rogue right now in a D&D 5e campaign, I approve this comment.  :-) 

So no mention of Katt Williams?

I found this one from a list on BuzzFeed so cannot claim ownership but it’s my favorite:

I must strongly object to the headline: “Ill-Advised Number”?! Rational people surely can recognize this is a subjective perspective. When it comes to hamburgers, I don’t believe there is an upper bound limit on a number. Hmph. Signed respectfully, Lord Mountbatteneyelash (Mrs.)

I’ve gone through 3 pairs of Soundpeats in the last 18 months because I’m a klutz that loses or breaks things. But I’m a happy klutz because they are only $30. Imagine if I had AirPods! No, it would not force me to be more careful; I would still be an absent-minded klutz.

I’ve gone through 3 pairs of Soundpeats in the last 18 months because I’m a klutz that loses or breaks things. But

Isn’t Olaf from Frozen also a balloon in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?  We need a video of him getting popped, then the handlers releasing him into the air with a dub of “Let It Go” in the background.  Let’s get working, people!

I’ve been doing this technique as part of my regular hygiene routine for many years now: wet the Q-tips from the bathroom sink as hot as possible, the hot water melt the wax. It sends a shiver down my spine when I put it in my ear, but otherwise I have never had a bad effect (like scalding, etc).

Orange man came to DC pledging to ‘drain the swamp’.  Turns out he just filled the swamp.  A lot.

I want to talk about this —

I just rolled a natural 20 — and got what? No high fives? No “CRIT HIT” fist daps? Hmmph. I wonder if anything happens if I roll a 1 ..... let’s find out.

My son and I are staying at the Toronto Marriott hotel that is *INSIDE* the Toronto Blue Jays stadium called Rogers Centre (formerly called the Skydome). We got a decent room at a very good price but I’m willing to pay more to get a room facing the field. I tried to upgrade, alas those sold out a long time ago. Still,

Interestingly enough, when I was a teenager (back in the ‘80s), I would “cosplay” (quotes because this was something before the word “cosplay” was created) as Harrison Ford from both Indiana Jones and BladeRunner. I had the the jackets, coats, hats, etc.

Interestingly enough, when I was a teenager (back in the ‘80s), I would “cosplay” (quotes because this was something before the word “cosplay” was created) as Harrison Ford from both Indiana Jones and BladeRunner. I had the the jackets, coats, hats, etc.