Tonight, on SyFy: SHARKBERG VS TITANIC!

Claire, you know it will end up like this.

Self-correcting problem.

Really Beth?

Why not let nature do what it does best, weed out the unnecessary.

Not like they’re all going to drop dead.

A little diarrhea here and there, some ironic dehydration, maybe a few thousand in hospital bills, it’s the great equalizer of the rift between us and them.

FWIW, as if this trend needs any further “don’t buy into this nonsense” warnings, just keep in mind that the founder of Juicero was an early proponent of raw water.

Viewers are advised that what they are viewing is a spectacle and is not real and that the train will not, in fact, come out of the movie screen and run over them.

I would watch a live feed of this editor working in real time. Seriously.

$284Billion and her first thought is “oh, my Xmas lights” and not “someone done fucked up?”

Pshh!!

He deleted it, so I guess it stopped giving, afterall.

This is a common misconception. Zelda is the scientist. You’re thinking of Zelda’s Monster.

That’s exactly what Zelda’s brother Luigi would say!

There was a moment when the commentary flat out stated that they did not know what it now took to get ejected from the game which hit on such a truth to me.

first season prediction: they maximize myriad robust synergies whilst simultaneously leveraging pre-existing yet forward looking infrastructure methodologies. also, lose a lot.

Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.

Sad that the wrong Prince died.

Tangential: Who do you consider the smartest person advising Trump?

I could have sworn that Tom Arnold had claimed he had Apprentice tapes with Pumpkinhead using the n-word and calling his son a r-tard. Did I imagine this? When is a disgruntled NBC employee dropping more Apprentice hot-mic tapes?

Put some hair around it?!!? Around what?!?