hold up... who the fuck gets drunk on Lime-a-Ritas? Those things are nasty and vile anyway (IMHO).

Uhura in a two piece? God damn!

The Milky Way probably has between 100-400 billion stars. Let’s give them all to you today.

I’m sorry if this is already suggested in the article but I don’t have time to read it all (running late for work). Is there a breed that anyone can suggest for a semi-verbal 8-year-old boy with autism? My son is very empathetic (sometimes too much so) and has mood swings. He has no siblings so a dog that can be…

You really do not disappoint with the GIFs.

Now with pictures!

Now with pictures!

Spidey, Spidey, Spidey. Thanks for the comments but I’m hoping you’re really pedantic because I’ve got a burning question. How do you feel about “Spider-Man” and “Spiderman”. Does it bug you?

I am so dying. All the stars to you.

Hey, hey, hey now. Better keep that opinion to yourself. Sanders might demand that your employer fire you. What’s that you say? Criticizing a President is protected free speech? Come again? Republican snowflakes were saying worse things about Obama? Well, isn’t that ironic.

But - it’s science! So they’ve already got that figured out.

My favorite will always be Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia.

My favorite will always be Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia.

Um... how much are you selling it for?

Incidentally, I went through 3 Trackball Explorers over 15 years because I could never find anything equivalent when one wore out.

Challenge accepted.

Man oh man. That was terrible. But I laughed anyway.

You are NOT a “terrible fucking person”. You are just telling it fucking real. If Billy the Goober cried in front of me, his tears running down his stained overalls, I would fucking laugh in his face. And swear to God I would hope someone got that clip on a phone and it then went viral. I’m done with these fucking…

Is that you screaming? I don’t think that’s you screaming. More like you’re just trilling like that songbird in the picture.

I didn’t see it in the list but in case it was not covered in the comments, people of a certain age surely remember this (I was 17 when I saw this “live” on TV):