hold up... who the fuck gets drunk on Lime-a-Ritas? Those things are nasty and vile anyway (IMHO).

I’m sorry if this is already suggested in the article but I don’t have time to read it all (running late for work). Is there a breed that anyone can suggest for a semi-verbal 8-year-old boy with autism? My son is very empathetic (sometimes too much so) and has mood swings. He has no siblings so a dog that can be…

Now with pictures!

Now with pictures!

Spidey, Spidey, Spidey. Thanks for the comments but I’m hoping you’re really pedantic because I’ve got a burning question. How do you feel about “Spider-Man” and “Spiderman”. Does it bug you?

Hey, hey, hey now. Better keep that opinion to yourself. Sanders might demand that your employer fire you. What’s that you say? Criticizing a President is protected free speech? Come again? Republican snowflakes were saying worse things about Obama? Well, isn’t that ironic.

My favorite will always be Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia.

My favorite will always be Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia.

You are NOT a “terrible fucking person”. You are just telling it fucking real. If Billy the Goober cried in front of me, his tears running down his stained overalls, I would fucking laugh in his face. And swear to God I would hope someone got that clip on a phone and it then went viral. I’m done with these fucking…

I think the site has been “lifehacked”. Looks like too many users hitting the site has crashed it. I’m getting this error trying to launch the website.

If they support the Alamo Drafthouse here in Brooklyn, fuckkit, I’m setting up a cot inside the theater. I’ll live in the basement if I have to.

Bush had a “White House Director of Black Outreach”? WTF?! Guess the position for Director of Black Outrage wasn’t in the offering.

My 8 year old son is sneaking on his iPad watching videos of “Caillou”. But these are not the wholesome PBS Kids cartoon but twisted shit produced by child-hating trolls (maybe there is a Venn diagram overlap with white supremacy terrorists).

Let’s keep in mind that the ONLY reason he had this “press conference” was because morally outraged Americans demanded it.

If my dong is in a cast, then... oh hell, too tired to finish it off. Someone do it for me.

Hey, when I was 13, I was hitting 37.5 feet for average. Jeezus Khrist.

No conflict here for me. Stupid follows stupid. We are stupid if don’t take advantage of them.

Hey! Have I got an idea for who should be the next contestant on “The Bachelor”! Here me out, it’s a total winner. He’s charismatic, outspoken and newly single! A hedge fund manager, a loving father, and freshly unemployed! #M”TM”GA

I’m very happy that I (and hopefully many others) was able to upvote Wheated here in Brooklyn! They truly deserve it.

I live south of Prospect Park here in Brooklyn in a lovely neighborhood called Ditmas Park. The two nearest “restaurant rows” around here are Church Ave and Cortelyou Road.