I cannot think of a more fitting tag to file this under than “LIFE’S RICH PAGEANT”. Indeed.

I think its a shtick that Norman Chad is doing. He seems a like a decent goofball. But what is up between him and Antonio Esfandiari? There’s some borderline aggression between the two of them (at least that’s it sounds like to me when I hear them doing the play-by-play).

Are you kidding me? You really think it’s over?

Six months out of office and you choose a picture of Obama for Ghostery instead of the orange clown in the WH. And the specific headline you chose. Respect.

No seriously, I am confused. Germans are well-known for the punctuality, and Jamaicans..... not so much.

So he’s crazy as mad puss piss, but he’s always on time?

Ha, got the reference. Well done.

According to his Wikipedia page, he is open about his OCD. As someone who is slightly OCD, I appreciate his candor.

And:

Thanks, I’ll check it out!

Good kinja, good kinja.

You really think that’s going to bother their fucking conscience? C’mon, man.

I am absolutely not a troll but my eyes says that cannot be a dick. When I first saw the picture I thought (seriously!) that it was her thumb or the tip of a hot dog. But if it really is his dick, then it’s bent at 90 degrees, 12" long and 1" in girth. Damn that’s pretty fucked up.

It doesn’t even matter anymore, remember?

So he claimed he was going to drain the swamp, eh? Looks like the swamp is draining itself!

My son is 8 and high functioning on the spectrum. But he already has a strong streak of defiance that I am so very very very afraid will one day end badly.

Wait, wait, wait. I’m not following the math. If you can’t find $16, how are you paying the prostitute?

Oh God that is funny. Who said that penguins don’t have expert comedic timing.

I saw GotG2 last night here in Brooklyn at the new Alamo Drafthouse. They’re pretty hardcore about the no texting/talking thing as well. Must be a Texas thing. Seriously guys, what up?

Texas. It figures. Why the fuck are you guys so lawsuit-happy?